Religions of the World
TAOISM : Shit Happens.
HARE KRISHNA : Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM : This Shit Happened Before.
ISLAM : If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
ZEN : What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM : When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
CONFUCIANISM : Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7TH DAY ADVENTIST : Shit Happens On Saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM : Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
CATHOLICISM : If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS : Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
UNITARIAN : What Is This Shit?
MORMON : Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
JUDAISM : Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
RASTAFARIANISM : Let's Smoke This Shit.